10. You have a callous the size of a small brick on your middle finger.
9. Perfectly acceptable forms of paper include catalogs, mail, toilet paper, a wall, or your hand, if needs be. In fact, if the dog/cat/bird/mother-in-law wasn’t so furry, they would…
If you’re easily offended…turn back now.
No, really.
Deep in the annals of anus,
There was a young man named Shamus.
The name fit like a glove,
with a push and a shove,
except for the rip which was heinous.
Warned ya.
This is a notice, to all those interested, that all interviews and reviews will be coming down very soon.
This is an effort to allow those who participated to gather the work that they wish to preserve. As long as my name or pseudonym zencherry, doesn’t…
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It all started innocently enough. I smoked only at parties and not even every party I went to, at that.
Then I quit when I got pregnant with my youngest and watched my husband go off to war. When he came back, he was a heavy smoker and I followed suit…
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Whoroscope
Having a minute to myself I clicked on my horoscope today.
Who the heck writes this crap? Spangle…
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There’s a lot of different sorts on Facebook. I get a kick out of watching people go back and forth and sometimes I get sucked right on in there too, because hey. I’m not perfect.
But the baby ho sorts?
Now that’s some funny shit.
Baby hos are funny…
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For the believer types
How to find inner peace:
1. Dig deeper.
For the skeptical types
How to ruin your newly found inner peace:
1. Define homophone.
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How I Saved the World Today
I appreciate y’all putting up with my rants from time-to-time. I get a bit runneth-over in the…
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I think all Americans need to quit thinking in terms of ‘them’ and ‘us’ and start working on threading back together the ‘we’.
We’re in the midst of a nanny state and it didn’t start with this administration or the last. Slowly, but surely, we’re being…
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